CHELSEA HANDLER Issue #38

By Venus Zine Readers
Published: December 1st, 2008 | 12:00am

She’s conquered late night television, The New York Times Best Sellers List, and your hearts (as evidenced by our Hottt List), now Chelsea Handler takes on your questions

What time of day is appropriate to have your first drink?
— Chris Cap of Baltimore, MD
“I try to wait until five, but sometimes it ends up being 5 of 5.”

Are you a member of the Mile High Club? If so, details. if not, when will you join?
— Jesse Masin of Chicago, IL
“The mile high club is unsanitary. As gentile as I am, that hasn’t entered my mind as a possibility.”

I’m a 1950’s housewife and know you love your vodka! My husband loves it too, but I’m not sure if I should garnish his martini with olives or capers. What do you advise?
— Marzipan Jones, Western Mass.
“Lemon wedges go a long way and clean out your liver, while enjoying a libation.”

Would you ever be on a sitcom?
— Adam Schumacher of Stickney, IL
“Possibly, if the circumstances were right. I love my show too much and I work 5 days a
week. I don’t have a ton of free time.”